toot dat ass up

Politley asking someone to prepare themselves for anal sex

You my buttercup, and I'ma need you to toot dat ass up!!

by Thanks Spanks October 20, 2017

impossible sit-up

When you initiate rookies by restraining them from sitting up with a pillow or rag etc and removing it while someone stratles above the pillow with their pants down. Move the pillow and as a result the rookies face will procede into the guys asshole. Resulting in a brown nose.

Barney Dawg was so retarted he tried an impossible sit up and got shit stained . What a douche. Mccoy Sports 4 life

by COdy aka big dagg September 20, 2004

pushing an elephant up the stairs

doing something very hard

1: you been shopping with the missus lately?
2: yea, its like pushing an elephant up the stairs

by Matty (: April 16, 2010

Shredding it up on my platter

Skateboarding

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid

by hobobling October 2, 2010

blown up like a tick

used to describe someone that's really fat.

when a tick is attached to an animal, it gets bigger and bigger as it sucks more and more blood.

so and so used to be really hot, but now they're blown up like a tick.

by j_walker_305 June 10, 2010

waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.

I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!

by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011

shut dat shit up

when you are tired of listening to people talk and they are gettin on your last nerve!!

"Man i am so tired of your mouth, shut dat shit up."

by %^&%$@ April 19, 2009