I shit 'em pants

A style of dress universally characterized by hipsters and homies. It is typified by the wearing jeans or jogging bottoms with a excessively dangling crotch (usually worn about knee-level).

The effect is to give the impression of self-defecation of ones trousers. Hence, I shit 'em (pants).

Homie is looking tres cool today in his I shit 'em pants.

by simonx4 August 12, 2006

That shit don't fly with me

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.

Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground

by s331408203 October 17, 2011

ugly fucking dip shit

Issac

Issac u ugly fucking dip shit

by Issac you fucking dip shit December 3, 2017

shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005

are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009

Shit hit the fan

Term used in Halo 3, when someone is getting pretty pissed off and about to beat some serious ass and throw around some insults.

"Ya, shit hit the fan pretty early in the game, and i owned some serious ass last night."

by Darkrage December 27, 2007

bat shit and bull pussy

Slang terminology in Marine Corps boot camp in 1971 at MCRD San Diego. Used to express strong emotions or disagreement with someone else's comments or behavior.

As a recruit platoon begins to march but is out of step the D.I. shouts, " Bat shit and bull pussy, maggots. That is not how you march. Get on your knuckles. We'll p.t. until you get it right. " Physical training being knuckle pushups on the tarmac as disiplinary punishment.

by uncle sammy's misguided child December 12, 2009