secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023

Soy Boy

(Derogatory) An emotionally mature male that is in touch with his feelings and does not conform to traditional societal norms of masculinity.

- "You're such a soy boy!"
- "Well I'm sorry that I have feelings..."

by FuryFSHG November 15, 2023

Clairemont Butt Boys

A group of young homosexual men that gather at bars in the Clairemont community of San Diego (particularly Champ’s Lounge) and try to pick up on straight men while making overt sexual innuendos.

“Dude, you invited the Clairemont Butt Boys in on our blunt rotation? I don’t want to share anything that’s been in their mouth!”

by Shlomo Steinsteen November 17, 2023

boy math

The mathematics behind committing literal financial crimes. Typically boy math can refer to crypto scams, NFTs, or tax evasion.

Did you hear about the Silicon Valley Bank fiasco?
Yeah, that's was some serious boy math.

by boymather November 17, 2023

slutty boy

a little gay boy who is desperate for sex

"heyyy will you fuck me?"

"no you slutty boy! go fuck off and get that gay ass bill kaulitz to!"

by smelly posay November 19, 2023

fick boi

beefy fat or thick person

fick boiiiiii

by lachybbb November 20, 2023

Scared boy with a gun

1. A little kid (5-10) who is home alone watching TV until someone breaks in, the boy hears this and grabs his dads gun he does not know how to use it but he's gonna protect his home even if he can. holding the gun had made him so scared he peed in his pants/underwear. 2. One of the things an alternate said to a character in the mandela catalogue.

1. That scared boy with a gun news report was crazy, i can't believe a 5 year old kid tried to shoot a gun!
2. Scared boy with a gun, sound familiar?

by Sol heman December 20, 2023