Dirty Toadstool

the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone's asshole
When Alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate
by goldhouse April 08, 2003
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Dirty suzi

A Dirty Suzi is usually a married women with 3+ children, her husband won't touch her and the now hates peanut butter.

But to define: A Dirty Suzi means that she will take any man inside her. Usually after just meeting him. All it takes is a hello to this attention deprived woman and you got yourself some easy but low quality trim.
Guy: Went out this weekend...passed a Dirty Suzi a napkin and she let me hit it in the back ally.
by Kingg616 May 17, 2019
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Dirty T

Illest rapper from the flats to New Orleans, he is fresh up out da bayou wearing that snap back LSU hat reppin them saints wearing dat #9 on his back.
Yo, you heard them lines Dirty T was dropping in that permit hut. Yo, that shit was dope. Dirty T is the mutha fu**in truth!
by Clean C November 19, 2018
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Dirty Susanna

She is very muddy
by Bevers and Ducks May 22, 2019
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dirty wasif

when a man shoves his flesh flute through another mans ear hole and penetrates his skull with jizz, causing tears of semen
i gave ben a dirty wasif last night, he couldn’t stop crying
by willy wonkas semen factory November 14, 2020
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Dirty Hoffman

a) Someone who is most likely a pedophile or possible stalker. Typically this type of pedophile speaks with their eyes shut and monotone.

b) It could also be used as a kinky sex position.
Ex. A) Dude, that guy over there is a total Dirty Hoffman.

Ex. B) Do you want to try the Dirty Hoffman tonight? Ok, put your legs behind your head and let's do this.
by DBagger December 20, 2012
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Dirty Bird

A blunt that is filled with all the left over weed from your roaches.
we didn't have enough money to buy a new bag so we decided to roll up a dirty bird.
by Bigblk212 April 10, 2009
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