kinky dick flick

The love tap/kiss/handjob given to the dick by a boy/girl after the dick has been sucked dry

boy: wow, youre really good at this
girl/boy:*slurps* thanks, imma give an extra kinky dick flick just for you

by kinky flick bick April 15, 2017

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

dick face malone

A guy by the name tj

Any persons with the name tj us a dick face malone

by 2 percent May 20, 2018

Kentucky Fried Dicking

When you use cooking oil as lube

"I didn't have any lube in the house, so I gave her a Kentucky Fried Dicking"

by LeprechaunDong October 3, 2017

michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022

Tum-dick-tongue

When you eat some Tums and your mouth is left with a dick-flavoured residue.

Oh I have the worst tum-dick-tongue this morning.

by Gerald G. Geoffrey January 31, 2019

suck a dick desperate

Abbreviated SADD, being “suck a dick desperate” is rock bottom on the desperation scale. The point at which you would suck a dick to get what you are craving.

Me: I ran out of Netflix shows to watch, now I’m suck a dick desperate for a new one.

My buddy: man you’re SADD

by stooch182 September 20, 2020