where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?

son : is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

Swing you round

Generalised threat of physical violence used colloquially in North West area of the UK

If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to swing you round

by Paradroid January 4, 2014

duff you in

Meaning to beat some one up, to knock some ones ed off or to generally slap them about

For example I will duff you in when you get home cory

You deserve a propa duffing

by Bobz1992 February 7, 2014

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...

Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*

by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014

wham bam thank you stan

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.

2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject) PERFECT

3. A one-night stan-d is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship

I went out last night hooked up with some guy and let me tell you "Wham bam thank you Stan".

by -unkown March 20, 2014

do you charumba?

do you get high?

I've got some diesel. Do you charumba?

by Smoke weed March 23, 2014