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throw down wife 

the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman
Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
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banging the wife 

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

astronaut's wife 

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

3rd place trophy wife 

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.

Jisung's wife 

Jisung, a famous, brilliant, amazing, talented, (insert positive adjectives) korean singer. In the group NCT, is the maknae as for now in 2018. Everyone is jisung's wife in the NCT fandom, especially jisung stans.
A: "my bias is jisung"
B: "OMG same!"
A: "we're both jisung's wife"
Jisung's wife by Lee shoe man July 24, 2018

Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife.... 

Man associated with extremely hot Shaindel-space.
Like a hot-knife (through butter)

(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)

knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....