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East Bumcrack University 

A marginal research university that publishes man-made climate change denial research that is unsupported by mainstream institutions.

First used by Australian journalist Annabel Crabb on ABC's "Insiders" program in response to climate skeptic Andrew Bolt. Quoted in Hansard minutes of Australian Senate, Nov 2009.
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Holy Angel University 

a worthless learning institution, with high-rise buildings full of crappy equipment.
Hey, Rianne's studying at Holy Angel University. She's wasting all of her money there.

Bob Jones University

a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.
Bob Jones University is a fascist school.

Bryant University 

A beautiful business and liberal arts school located in Smithfield, Rhode Island. A large majority of students did get into Bentley but chose Bryant for its friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Truly a fun school were the students play hard and work hard to achieve the character of success.

Bentley finds it necessary to insult Bryant because they have nothing better to do.
"Why did you choose Bryant University over Bentley?"
"The academics seemed just as good, Bryant University just felt like home while the people at Bentley were very stuck up and rude "
Bryant University by golden34 June 20, 2011

University of Michigan 

(1) Best school in Michigan, one of the Public Ivy Leagues, with medical, business and engineering schools in the top ten. World renowned professors and researchers.

(2) Does not seriously consider Michigan State a rival, despite MSU's sad, desperate, single-sided rivalry with UM. No, seriously.

(3) Used interchangeably with Ann Arbor.
State kids: "The University of Michigan sucks. The kids are snobs and I wouldn't want to go there anyway. In fact, I was accepted but chose not to go, this way I can party my way through college and become employed by a University of Michigan graduate; I believe this makes me the bigger person."

UM kids: "Ohio State sucks."

State kids: "Ann Arbor's a whore."

UM kids: "If Ann Arbor's a whore, why didn't you get in?"
University of Michigan by Bill Biz February 28, 2011

villanova university 

Vanilla Nova...the whitest richest school in PA
VU kids are as white as vanialla wafers

Georgia State University 

A large urban research university located in downtown Atlanta, Georgia with a secondary campus in Alpharetta. Georgia State consists of over 30,000 undergraduate and graduate students, and is renowned globally for its J. Mack Robinson College of Business, the College of Law, and College of Arts and Sciences, among others. Georgia State has traditionally been known as a commuter school with many students taking night classes, but more recently has become a destination university for students fresh out of high school. Georgia State is moving towards a more traditional campus feel. This effort is helped by the recent construction of dorms and the new football program.
Hey, where are you going to college?" "I'm going to Georgia State University." "Cool, I heard they're starting a new football program." "Yeah, I'm going to be in the marching band. I'm really excited."