by scallopman February 20, 2009
Get the twat scallopsmug. When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015
Get the Twat- Waffledmug. by DSRC November 20, 2009
Get the Twat swatmug. a stuck up girl that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. Most of these seemingly innocent young women are really only out there for their own personal gain and have no regard for the feelings of those around them and use them like tools.
What a tool twat I thought she was really into me but I guess she just wanted to use me to get what she wanted
by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013
Get the Tool Twatmug. The twat hat actually exists - staff at a large imaging company are made to wear the hat for an amount of time commensurate with their stupidity.
It is also known for staff at the company to begin chanting "Hat! Hat! Hat!" when someone's been particularly twattish.
It is also known for staff at the company to begin chanting "Hat! Hat! Hat!" when someone's been particularly twattish.
by Cap'n B March 18, 2005
Get the twat hatmug. by Master Drakontis October 5, 2010
Get the Twitter Twatmug. huge dike, lesbo, lesbian, queer ass bitch that enjoy partaking in pussy fucking another woman. i.e. rubbing pussies together.
by Jo Mammas August 27, 2006
Get the twat moshermug.