Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
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silky beaver

"A have a silky beaver" wise words from The Notorious Ellie Plenderleith
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jaquavious beaver

jaquavious beaver would indeed beat lance in a 1v1
he winning jaquavious beaver or lance
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Oregon beaver slide

When you are titty banging your girl, and leave a skid mark on her chest.
Jeff gave me an Oregon beaver slide last night, and just left me lay there
by Dirtydmax May 29, 2023
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beaver pelt soup

Vaginal secretions of various sorts.
Let's have a big bowl of beaver pelt soup
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Potter beaver

A woman’s pubic hair, styled in the shape of a lightning bolt in tribute to Harry Potter’s scar.
You can tell she’s a millennial because she has a Potter beaver.
by Jenbaugh May 24, 2024
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Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.
She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.
by Dirtyjack April 14, 2011
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