man brand

One's masculine credibility, which is enhanced or damaged by the choices that he makes.

Dude, put that Fluffy Navel down before someone sees you - you've gotta preserve your man brand.

by PremiumGuy September 9, 2010

Man Starch

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.

Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?

by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010

Keyboard Man

While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010

man-steam

Since men are unable to cry due to being so manly, the best nature could give them is steam that comes from the tear ducts.

The end of Y: The Last Man was sad and it made me man-steam.

by splendid! September 2, 2010

man marbles

Testicles of the human male.

He kicked him right in his man marbles.

by GeeBird January 28, 2007

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

man moose

man moose is ( sperm )

i couldn't hold it any longer...... she was going to get a shot of man moose in her hair!

by diamond dave 1964 December 22, 2007