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Bo Jones

Bo Jones is an annoying, quick witted and talented young adult. She has an obsession with bad films such as harry potter, call me by your name and nightmare before Christmas. She likes the seed ‘420690304’ on minecraft and thinks mads heaton is the greatest person of all time.
interviewer: “Hi, Bo...right?
Bo: “Yes, Bo Jones. Tall, dark hair, fringe. Centre of attention” *extends hand for handshake*
by _heatopia420blazeitdawg November 13, 2019
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The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
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Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
by AinstuLive September 30, 2023
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Jim Jones

He encouraged people in his cult to report on each other and nobody questioned him, they thought it was the right thing to do.
Jim Jones convinced everyone that he was saving them.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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grim jones

Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.
"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"
by pseudoscience denier May 6, 2024
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Drinkless Jones

Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.
We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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