(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
Get the Jacobina Junk-blastmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the I Will Put Your Back On Blastmug. After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
by Hobart kid May 15, 2016
Get the Chico finger blastmug. by TacoBellLover101 March 21, 2025
Get the Anti my Baja Blastingmug. Hit with a shotgun blast.
How did I survive getting shotgun blasted three times with a Gnaster Shotgun, but instantly die when getting shotgun blasted with an Overkill Shotgun once at the exact same range?
by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 13, 2019
Get the Shotgun Blastedmug. by Uncle Tom 564 January 15, 2024
Get the Artic blastmug. Last week I did a body blast with this street walker I picked up in Newark and her timing on it was impeccable!
by Feloneeus Drunk May 21, 2024
Get the Body Blastmug.