dazed peanuts

someone who gets dazed on too many peanuts and alcohol

dude, he's now gone dazed peanuts.

by post weeknd ded November 20, 2021

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peanut queen

A girl that loves peanuts but loves anal even more

Chelsea was a reel peanut queen last night when I pounded her tailpipe

by anonymous February 11, 2024

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When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.

"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

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"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."

by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023

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Peanut

Someone who fucking sucks and ruins chat anytime they talk

That person over there is such a peanut

by Iskaldcommie February 19, 2021

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Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.

Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”

by RX1D August 15, 2021

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