stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.

In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.

by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010

Retardo monkey

A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.

I was in Mexico and I hired a Retardo monkey to have sticky-funtime with.

by Jappy jappy jappy September 25, 2010

Howling Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob at the same time to 3 different guys

Dude Amy gave me Jim and Andy a Howling Monkey last night

by Kpahx October 28, 2010

monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.

The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.

by Stuart J December 5, 2005

plague monkey

An employee who still comes in to work sick and spreads his germs all over the place when he should stay home.

Bob came in to work sicker than a plague monkey just to get his work done. Now everybody is going to get sick.

by Roy Mulders May 20, 2007

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008

dub monkey

A person that will propagate the idea that idea that dubbed anime is better than subbed anime no matter the quality of the said dub.

"they are such a dub monkey, they can hear Naruto saying "believe it" without coughing up blood"

by calboom March 8, 2019