Johnny Applegenes

Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)

Dude, you've got kids all over the place like Johnny Applegenes.

by B.dawg December 15, 2014

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Johnny

Slang for someone with a huge ego. They typically surf or skateboard and have long hair . you can only be aJohnny if you are male. Aka douchebag

I broke up with my boyfriend because he was such a Johnny

by Mast3rBu1lder May 11, 2021

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An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016

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