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Return fire

When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018
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Rage-fire

Rage-fire. An extreme bonfire fuelled by spousal betrayal as in my partner got caught cheating with an ugly munter.
Rage-fire. As in I had a RAGE -FIRE today, I burnt all the cheating ******s belongings in the garden
by I go the crazies August 18, 2021
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Salt in the Fire

You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!
by The Settler of CATAN June 14, 2011
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fire-ringin

to picture June Carter write Ring of Fire and to feel it intensely
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I was fire-ringin so bad this week. So heavy. So deep.
Do you get that with music too?
by Krkič March 29, 2019
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Friendly Fire

When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.
Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!
by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020
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Fire Mommy

A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.
Going down UCLA's bruinwalk I see Fire Mommy's left and right.
by Yaqui Pops February 2, 2016
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ring of fire

A burn on the butthole caused by lighing flatulence, usually with a lighter or match.
Improperly lighting your farts can result in a ring of fire.
by Spazvicious May 26, 2019
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