Crab Eyes

Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.

Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.

Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
by jubberz September 24, 2010
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Black Eye

the black eye is when you are throat swabbing a girl and your balls hit her in the eye.
anthony wishes he could give that chick a black eye
by Vornven April 09, 2009
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Weed eyes

when your eyes become red and irritating because weed is in your eyes. The weed comes from "busting up" weed to smoke.
Guy 1: Man, my eyes hurt. They're all watery and red.
Guy 2: Yo man, you got weed eyes. Get some of that Visine.
by Christopher J. D. November 20, 2008
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Pink Eye

Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.
Dude! I just gave this that bitch pink eye!
by Josh March 09, 2005
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eyes in the boat

To keep looking straight ahead and not left, right, up or down. USMC term.
"Keep your eyes in the boat, Private"
by Randy C. Barker February 10, 2009
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eye blow

To stare at a male suggestively as if be blow him in your mind.
Yo Chris, that faggot over there is eye blowing you, I think he wants your dick.

Or Hey Rick, that hot chick must really want you, she's been eye blowing you for like ten minutes.
by Litespeed November 23, 2009
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gamer's eye

Playing an online game for long periods of time, most likely WOW or COD, and developing red spots on the eye. This condition doesn't hurt but stays for about a day.
Man I stayed up until 4 last night playing Modern Warfare 2, now I have gamer's eye.
by Minty691 April 07, 2010
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