Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

ThouxanBanFauni Figueroa, James Earl Jones, Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel Amahd White And Ambrosio Soler Estrada

ThouxanBanFauni Figueroa, James Earl Jones, Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel Amahd White And Ambrosio Soler Estrada

ThouxanBanFauni Figueroa, James Earl Jones, Reginald VelJohnson, Jaleel Amahd White And Ambrosio Soler Estrada

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

Mason Jones

A tall brown skin boy with curly-ish hair. Very goofy and plays either football or basketball
He should date a K

Mason Jones should date someone who’s name starts with K or Z

by CHEEEEEEEEEEESE TOUCHHHHHHHG May 18, 2022

jones

Mixing vodka with any jones cane sugar soda

a jones is where u mix vodka and jones soda u retard

by BornToCum November 15, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Jones

Being called a Jones means that your a terrible defender as in Phil Jones the terrible England and Manchester United defender

Your playing like Jones!!!
Your worse than Jones!!!

by Jermain Defoe 2.0 July 14, 2018