did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

Cook

Destroy

Ben: I bet $100 I’ll win this round!

Jayshaun: Man stfuu I’ll cook you.

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Cook

To accomplish something or to do good work

The architect really cooked with that building.

Hold on, don't interrupt him, he's cooking.

No, no, I see where this is going — let him cook.

by Doodleooma October 28, 2025

Cooked

A word that can be used to describe someone or something in a negative way , usually used for people after them completing an unsuccessful action

Ex.1
-"Bro this girl has left me on delivered for 72 hours"

-"Yeah you're cooked"

Ex.2
-"my mum found the penjamin hidden under my pillow"

-"you're so unbelievably cooked"

by RastaMouse23 April 23, 2024

cooked ravioli

the type of loser at your school that would scream "cACTI" five times in the library because they're probably retarded

you're such a cooked ravioli shut ur friggin mouth

by a friggin retard March 10, 2018

Cooked it

Regional NYC slang to indicate running away really fast or leaving a place really quickly.

A very aggressive dog broke away from his owner in the park so, I grabbed my small dog and cooked it.

by DeeDeeT15 August 8, 2020