by daddyamoryo April 29, 2023

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Bro 1: do you just go straight to sex when you’re about to make it happen?
Bro 2: no bro, I ‘tap in’ to let her know I’m ready to enter
Bro 2: no bro, I ‘tap in’ to let her know I’m ready to enter
by bootyfiend January 28, 2019

by Qwezz January 24, 2024

by The slang guy February 21, 2024

a norwiegan tap dance is when one recieves fellatio from a person that is "shotguning" a beer in both nostrils.
"Wow! That girl shotguned two beers through her nose so fast, while sucking me off!!! That was the best norwiegan tap dance I have ever had"
by squid and t-rad fucked your mom hard January 12, 2009

The act of putting ones hand in the genital area and rapidly flicking their fingers to hit the testicles. This is a violent act capable of severe pain, testicular retraction, and rupture of the testicle in more severe cases. This form of assault is most commonly performed by Eli's
Jimmy is playing keep-away with Tommys iPad
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho
by GoFigure0 March 5, 2025
