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ass queef

a queef expelled through the ass; see fart
feeding that bitch cheese i wanna hear that ass queef
by pubebarn June 2, 2024
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Queef stick

When you put a beef stick in a girls pussy and she pushes it out with a queef.
Yeah baby you know I love the tangy flavor of that queef stick
by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021
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Queef

John: hey bro who farted
Jenny: sorry bruh i just had a queef
by fortniteSUX69420 October 31, 2019
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Mark queef

When someone goes into a classroom and it starts to stink
Student T "damn it stinks in hear."

Student Z "I guess it's because mark queef came into the room"
by Yeet407 January 30, 2020
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Queef nugget

a queef nugget is the stage after intercorse where the male exits and the female queefs a nugget that she has been hiding since 10 years of age plops onto the bed
by wetslimypum December 14, 2024
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Queef

NOT a fart in any way. It’s actually when air bubbles get stuck in a vagina either from jumping up and down, or having sex in a certain position. That air has to escape and may mimic the sound and or feeling of a fart but is NOT.

All a queef is, is trapped air expelling from the vag. Cooters don’t fart.. and if they do, there’s a problem with it. lol. If you queef and there’s an odor to it.. there’s a problem with your cooch and you need to see a gyno, STAT.

Also only super immature dudes would ever make fun of a woman for queefing when switching positions.. it’s the man’s fault it’s happening anyway considering he shoved the air up there and those air bubbles must come out, since they have nowhere else to go.

A queef may feel like a fart from your cooch but remember, cooters do NOT fart. ~ probably did some sort of activity that got some air trapped up there such as (jumping into a swimming pool, or an aerobics class)and it’s just escaping out.. no big deal.

Once, I went to a strip club… and the stripper said “wanna see something so cool check this out” and she took my 5 I tipped her and queefed on command and blew it back over to me. That gross shit still haunts me to this day. But also still explains what a queef is… just simply AIR!
*Guy and girl switch from doggy to missionary*
>>>fart sound<<<
Girl: “Sorry, just a queef haha 😆 “
Guy: “No worries baby.Get over here!!”
by Blondie1199 August 22, 2023
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Queef

A slang for love towards friends
“I queef you!”
by Iqueefyou April 7, 2023
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