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Harry Potter

A book series (and movie series) that is and always will be the best. Words can't explain how amazing it is. It is just the best thing ever! Thanks to J.K. Rowling

HARRY POTTER SERIES>you.
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Harry Potter

An epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Why would I wanna read a stupid children's book?
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....
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Harry Potter

A series of 7 books and 8 movies, the books written by J.K.Rowling, about a young boy named Harry Potter with messy black hair and bright green eyes who's wizard parents were murdered by the most evil and powerful wizard of all time named Voldemort when he was a year old. Harry lives with his horrible aunt, uncle and cousin until he's eleven, who told him his parents died in a car crash, meaning he doesn't know anything about magic or witches or wizards. When Harry turns eleven he is informed that he is, infact, a wizard, the real story of how his parents died, and that he is to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The rest of the series tell of his wonderful, exciting, dangerous and magical adventures, eventually ending in defeating Voldemort. It is, without a doubt, the best story ever written. Side note: J.K Rowling is the Queen of Everything.
Unicorn: Hey, what are you reading?

Pecan: Oh, you know, only the first book in the best series ever written.

Unicorn: OMG, HARRY POTTER?

Pecan: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Unicorn and Pecan: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! *high fives*
by Queen Fangirl Unicorn November 25, 2013
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This car is such a putternugget, it won't get me anywhere!
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I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.
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PUTT-er-pat (v.) to pat someone on the back really fast, so whenever they talk they sound like a lawnmower.
Stop putterpatting, It's really annoying!
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putternutting

the act of driving like your destination is unimportant. IE so slow you manage to infuriate everyone else on the road
Id have been to work on time but some asshole was putternutting down the road
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