by Andrewsium April 23, 2018
 Get the bushes baked beansmug.
Get the bushes baked beansmug. Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.
by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson October 5, 2025
 Get the Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)mug.
Get the Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)mug. v. (derogatory) to communally interpret and draw connections between disparate information to draw (often pre-decided, absurd, and/or entirely false) conclusions, as is done in conspiracy theorist communities. Often takes place shortly after an event occurs or information is revealed that, to any reasonable person, would immediately disprove the conspiracy theory.
Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.
Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.
Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Their prediction of doomsday having not come to pass, the followers pre-heated their ovens and prepared to bake an explanation.
by Squalidarity October 10, 2023
 Get the Bakemug.
Get the Bakemug. When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".
by really.im.the.plvg May 23, 2017
 Get the Wank 'n bakemug.
Get the Wank 'n bakemug. The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
by Nancy who? June 9, 2018
 Get the california baked potatomug.
Get the california baked potatomug. When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
 Get the baked bean diarrheamug.
Get the baked bean diarrheamug. This is a term for giving and receiving sex in prison. A person that is a top and bottom both is considered a cake baker.
I thought spike was a daddy, come to find out he's a cake baker. He's been baking cakes with honey bun.
by Church196 February 4, 2021
 Get the Baking cakesmug.
Get the Baking cakesmug.