Morningto

Drinking a mojito before 10:00am.

This morning I had morningto with my breakfast.

by KCizzle12 September 18, 2007

Morning Steak

A juicy, choice cut of man-tenderloin served in bed with barbecue sauce and a smile.

Joey and Kristian's favorite hobby is serving each other morning steaks.

by TheWonderboy May 25, 2010

morningly

A schedule that repeats daily in the morning. Similar to nightly only in the morning.

That girl came by the cafe morningly and made everyone happy when she showed her beautiful face.

by Darin Fireball August 5, 2011

Morning Lung

When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.

Ugh It's too early, I have morning lung.

by nicalillo September 5, 2011

MorningFunk

to be in a bad/depressed mood

John: Dude monday mornings always give me seriously bad MorningFunk

by MorningFunker October 17, 2011

Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.

"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"

by beejer-egg August 26, 2013