Morning Steak 

A juicy, choice cut of man-tenderloin served in bed with barbecue sauce and a smile.

Joey and Kristian's favorite hobby is serving each other morning steaks.

Morning Steak by TheWonderboy May 25, 2010

morningly

A schedule that repeats daily in the morning. Similar to nightly only in the morning.

That girl came by the cafe morningly and made everyone happy when she showed her beautiful face.

morningly by Darin Fireball August 5, 2011

Morning Lung 

When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.

Ugh It's too early, I have morning lung.

Morning Lung by nicalillo September 5, 2011

MorningFunk

to be in a bad/depressed mood

John: Dude monday mornings always give me seriously bad MorningFunk

MorningFunk by MorningFunker October 17, 2011

Morning Toner 

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

Morning Toner by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.

"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"

Morning After Spill by beejer-egg August 26, 2013

morning beard 

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

morning beard by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014