minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"

by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

minecraft

the best game in the world

"oh damn, they look better than Minecraft"
"impossible"

by rain21873 June 1, 2021

Minecraft

A game where people of the LGBTQ+ community play, Emo kids play, and Kids with ADHD Plays, also introverts play it. It is a very fun game and encourages people to be creative. Also people can make long lasting relationships unlike Roblox and Fortnite.

Jordan: Sorry I can't hang out right now, I'm playing Minecraft
Jame: So you are an introvert.

by Homeglitch December 14, 2022

Minecraft Wii U Edition

A version of the popular sandbox game Minecraft published by Mojang AB and developed by 4J, and Microsoft Studios for the Nintendo Wii U. At its 2015 launch the game was praised for providing an authentic way to play Minecraft on Nintendo's flagship home console at the time, but received criticism for its lack of use of the Wii U Gamepad, and limited world sizes. The game received feature updates until 2018 when the game was discontinued. By then the game had sold 1.47 Million units making it one of the Wii U's higher selling titles. The game included the Nintendo exclusive Super Mario Mash Up Pack which made it the most expensive version of Minecraft at the time selling for $29.99 USD.

"Minecraft Wii U edition was the popular franchise's first step onto a Nintendo console."

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 21, 2024

Minecraft

everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.

Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.

by roikau July 19, 2024

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025