The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.
by Ben Booth October 13, 2017
Get the 2 tonne machinemug. A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
by chrissypren April 1, 2021
Get the Cum swap machinemug. A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
Get the High Efficiency Washing Machinemug. "hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021
Get the plastic sperm machinemug. by mmpp123 August 18, 2019
Get the LIT MACHINEmug. by im obsessed w daniel gillies October 2, 2021
Get the dance machinemug. by Quacklyn June 24, 2011
Get the Furby Time Machinemug.