Machine that does nothing

Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party

This machine, does it do anything?

No, it is the machine that does nothing, it does nothing

by John Deere 9860 STS combine October 28, 2021

Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.

Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?

by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020

Furby Time Machine

Pure genius

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.

by Quacklyn June 24, 2011

dance machine

purple kiss. just purple kiss.

purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!

by im obsessed w daniel gillies October 2, 2021

High Efficiency Washing Machine

A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.

High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!

by kagome122885 September 19, 2020

Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

dirty machine

Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.

Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2

Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE

by Derrttty cack 707 April 30, 2021