minecraft

block.

bruh.

(minecraft)

by BraceletGodLordofCoom October 31, 2021

Minecraft

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)

Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude

by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017

Minecraft

wtf why did you search that up
do you not know what Minecraft is??
For that reason, I'm not saying.

'poo'
Ohhhh! Minecraft
Ya

by nanny can can June 12, 2021

Minecraft

The best game ever

Minecraft is Love, Minecraft is Life (This is a splash text from an april fools update)

by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019

Minecraft

A funny block game used by funny block people

Hey man i heard you were playing minecraft! Yeah i like this funny block game with funny block people

by toaster_man420 February 3, 2023

Minecrafting

The process of playing Minecraft.

Mom: Come do the dishes
You: I can’t right now I’m Minecrafting

by Drip_Goku November 2, 2021

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025