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Bone Jonesing

When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.
Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.
by Anti Webster January 27, 2011
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Roy Jonesing

When a boxer hugs his opponent too much to have the match to end in a draw. Or maybe, he just really likes the guy he's boxing to the point where he can't resist hugging him. Cough *Mike Tyson V.S. Roy Jones Jr, 2020.*
Hey, did you see that? He was just Roy Jonesing his mom before school, what a loser!
by Bobmilton2934@gmail.com December 2, 2020
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Indiana Jonesing

Taking somthing from one place and then placing another object in its spot.

Other uses- Indiana Jonesed, Jonesed, Jonesing, Indiana Joneser (one who Joneses).
-"That was the best Indiana Jonesing I've ever seen."

-"This isn't my beer, mine was full. Damn, I just got Indiana Jonsed!"

-slang. "I just Jonesed that guy!"

-"Don't hang out with them. They are Indiana Jonesers."

-slang. "Do you feel like Jonesing tonight?"
by Aus Kow May 12, 2008
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Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.
1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?
by googalewski August 26, 2019
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Jonesing

The act of browsing through a friend's personal belongings in order to find something to steal for one's own profit.
"Weston! Why are you jonesing through my desk? That's not your business"
by Mike PIan October 26, 2006
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Phone joneser

Smoothe Da Hustler Ft Trigger Tha Gambler - Broken Language

smoothe's lyrics in the second verse

next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter
the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer
by rentabot December 24, 2009
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Jonesing

Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".
Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"
by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008
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