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Johnson

Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’
He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson
by Bigcollins April 8, 2022
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dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz
by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022
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Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches
'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'
by samjpohnson March 12, 2024
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Dewy Johnson

The act of intercourse performed on a bed of grass, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that "dew" could end up on someone's "johnson."
Q: Did you hear that Chris and Steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?

A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.
by Steampuncher November 30, 2009
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Alicia-Johnson

The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me
I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her
by Akta September 10, 2021
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tylen brethett-johnson

tylen brethett-johnson is gay
by malakai duong is here January 23, 2019
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Sigma Johnson

Sigma Johnson; an almighty, all knowing, omnipotent being
Woah dude, did you hear about that Sigma Johnson that gooned in ohio??
by Cock sucker 37 January 24, 2025
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