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Redneck Jesus

The nickname NASCAR gaming YouTuber Michael Mrucz uses for NASCAR Hall of Famer: Dale Earnhardt Jr in his videos. Sometimes also called “BOYYY” in his skit shorts by his father, corresponding with Jr calling his father “DAAAAD” in the skits
REDNECK JESUSSSSS! Who the hell’s team is he on?”
-Michael Mrucz on YouTube
by The Only Cody Ware Superfan September 11, 2022
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Jesus enthusiast

A lover of Jesus Christ. Someone who is very excited and happy about the topics of Jesus.
John is the biggest Jesus enthusiast that I have ever met!
by angiewangie October 31, 2017
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jesus wobbin

The art of speakers visbaly moving back and forth whilst a low frequency is playing through them. Typically in a studio environment.
Damn they're Jesus wobbin right now. Turn it down!
by Alphx February 28, 2019
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Jesus-fix

To fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. The method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn't work until you came along. This is reminiscent of how Jesus Christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.
My car horn was broken for months, but Tanner Jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.

My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.
by DaskinRobins October 7, 2011
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speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 15, 2019
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Jesus Drags

When someone is smoking a ciggarete, and you ask for twos or last drags, they offer you jesus drags. Jesus did not smoke, so they mean they will not save you any.
Roger : Can i have LD's on that rollup?

Dom : I'll save you jesus drags

Roger : Douche
by hateallblacks July 4, 2009
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Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism
I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.
by Decimator June 28, 2011
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