world of tanks

genuinely one of the most depressing games ever created by wargaming, like seriously why do i still play this game am i a masochist or something

person one: 'oh boy i sure do love world of tanks'
person two: noNONONOJNNKNJIJKJ"OIP
OB H:BUOHH I:BUOL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS GAME THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHEUWOIUBHIUODJ"UW:YU*H)UWIH)J_IOLM'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025

Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila

A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Multicrew Tank Combat 4

A roblox semi-realistic tank combat game that requires actual crew members. Good luck finding non-retarded teammates while being attacked by 4 Mi-8 Helicopter.

Someone: Hey wonna play Multicrew Tank Combat 4?

You: No.

by Why do I choose this country February 3, 2024

Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

Filling the Tank

When two guys super glue the tips of their penises together and one guy ejaculates into the other man's urethra.

Tom: Do you think Bob likes guys?
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.

by MagentaMan March 15, 2024

Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

world of tanks lobby

A group of fat women

Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.

Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.

by anonymous December 22, 2024