Co-own a boat

When two heterosexual males come to an agreement to have sex with each other if no other options are available. It's not gay if it's between you and the sea.

O wow, nice boat! Thanks I co-own a boat with my other heterosexual male friend 😉

by AubergineMachine April 14, 2023

Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.

Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.

by CancerousMoleThatWillGetBetter May 15, 2024

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Floatable Boat

When the boat floats

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*

by twogaydadsonesafirefighter March 6, 2023

banana brown boat

A banana split made in a butt crack

I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat

by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017

The boat

Commonly a casino located in midwestern cities. Initially upon legalization, casinos were limited to riverboats. However, developers began building casinos right next to a riverfront, skirting any laws prohibiting them from doing business outside of a riverboat. The term boat just stuck with all the patrons and now its used fairly common.

1: "I'm so fucking pissed!"
2: "Why, what happened?"
1: "I ended up goin' to the boat last night and lost a grand!"
2: "You dipshit!"

by tcrmpie4200 May 3, 2023

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021