I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

by KK70 July 17, 2011

do you have lemonade?

Said right before sneaking off to escape/ search for something.

ex: Bob:sorry dude, you cant go in there
Man: oh ok, do you have lemonade?
Bob: yea sure, let me get you some

(man sneaks into room while bob gets lemonade)

by Chokomoko April 28, 2011

I have all the grapes

If someone is said to have all the grapes, everything is going well for them and their life is a breeze, or something extraordinary or overly profound has happened to them.

I have an awesome girlfirend!
My job is going great, I just got a pay rise!
My grades have never looked better!
Our sports team is on a winning streak!
I have all the grapes!

by dahneeoh September 13, 2011

having trouble finding nemo

A dude looking for the C.L.I.T.

A young boy who still looking for you know what

A single dude looking for a fuck friend

A gay looking for anything else than Nemo EX. hotmales

Hey dude, having some troubles finding Nemo ?

by Jeff Nemo Belanger January 13, 2004

Oh no what have I done

What I find myself saying far too often on Saturday/Sunday/ Monday mornings

Oh no what have I done, I seem to have two pairs of underwear on and no shoes..where are my keys I've lost my phone

UH OHHH OOHHHH

by fancyratsahoy October 19, 2009

National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

by The Danimal October 29, 2021

The fleas have reached my knees

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way

“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019