Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Muffin flaps

Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”

Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps

by El_choco14 August 13, 2018

flap

typical racing driver excuse

oh no i had a flap issue

by GChalkers November 20, 2021

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021

tortilla flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging someone. Inspired by the Tortilla challenge.

She just played that fool like a sega. She might as well have turned around and tortilla flapped them.

by atoms-kings July 26, 2022

piss flaps

Molly Goodman
Vaginal flaps

get ur piss flaps out

by dhwifnf May 25, 2023