Finger Diarrhea

This is what happens when someone misspells a word over and over in a chat room, while trying to correct it at the same time.

*in a chat room*
Johnny: man I am fucking loving this plamsa lamp
Johnny: plasam*
Johnny: plsama*
Johnny: FUCK
Danny: nice finger diarrhea, mate

by H4NS October 10, 2014

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

Turd Fingers

Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.

"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"

by krissy betch August 6, 2013

finger picking

Shitting into the mans hand, then he proceeds to rub her shit over his finger tips and in the nails. The man then fingers the woman while cleaning his fingers off inside the Vagina.

I did some mad finger picking with the girl i met at the bar last night.

by littlewetwilly69 May 4, 2020

finger folder

female version of a wank back when you add pictures to finger to

i'll add that picture to my finger folder!

by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020

Sleep-fingering

The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.

Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.

by JT1523 December 22, 2017

takis fingers

When you finger a girl on her period and end up with red fingertips, similar to what it looks like after eating takis.

"You didn't tell me you were on your period and now I got takis fingers!"

by Tyroneus Rex January 25, 2020