drunk munchkin

a shorter than average man who likes to succkle breast milk straight from the source

mom, i know you think he is bad for me but he is a drunk munchkin and i think i want to marry him

by JasonPourne August 19, 2022

Drunk Jitsu

The act of indoor Jiu Jitsu while intoxicated with friends.

The guys broke the TV doing drunk jitsu in the living room.

by Dirk'sAutumn January 12, 2021

Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.

I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.

by dgb85 January 01, 2015

Tit-drunk

When a man dated women solely because of their chest size, ignoring all other characteristics.

"What a rack his new bird has...but a face and body like a car accident. Yeah, he must be tit-drunk."

by Tokerific March 20, 2019

Drunk Dillon

Someone who gets fucked up to a point when they shit their pants.

Last night, Paul got Drunk Dillon after the party.

by $hitpedia February 17, 2017

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 16, 2012

Drunk Mozzarella

The predecessor to Drunk Cheddar.

You guys call it Drunk Cheddar nowadays!? Back in my day we got Drunk Mozzarella as fuck!!!

by sargentoflynn March 10, 2022