Mel-Gibson Drunk

When a person is intoxicated and making racial slurs during a conversation, they would be considered Mel Gibson Drunk.

Hey Gabriel! Better stay away from Dolph at the party tonight. He’s Mel-Gibson Drunk!

by Jman and K December 19, 2010

Rib cracking drunk

When you get so drunk you kick your dog, cat ormaybe wife so hard that you crack a few ribs.

dude i got so drunk last night, i kicked the dog so hard and heard at least three ribs crack, it was a rib cracking drunk night!!!

by fuji1611 August 1, 2014

Cruise Ship Drunk

To be so intoxicated as one would be during an ocean voyage aboard a cruise ship, where people sometimes get extremely intoxicated, more so than they would on dry land.

"Wow, did you see that girl stagger into that pole? Man, she was Cruise Ship Drunk!"

by Ahwatukian August 17, 2004

Wikipedia drunk

When someone writes something on wikipedia that is completely drunk as fuck and it completely or mostly false.

This was something I found while looking a list of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes.

While looking at a list of AOSTH episodes, I found this:

*0 / 12 November 1987-5 December 1992 "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Pilot Episode" Milton Knight
Sonic is the number one's favourite hedgehog in the planet mobius. He is the number one video game character ever as he saves the day of planet mobius.
Sonic Sez segment: Don't cross the streets looking both ways first

*1 / 23 "Heads Up Sonic!" Bruce Shelly & Reed Shelly
Pilot episode. Sonic gives Tails a full tilt when Scratch falls into a floodway, Sonic rescues him and speeds off.
Sonic Sez segment: Don't drown in rushing waters.

*2 / 9 "Your Stuck Tails!" Robert Askin
When Sonic is in the hopsital after he is severly injured, Tails trys to run but gets his foot stuck on gum after he steps on it, he frees his foot himself. Sonic Sez segment: Don't touch sticky gum, You'll never know what happens.
The way Scratch holds a sign which says "Help" is a reference to the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner.

*3 / 8 "Reference of the Missing Sonic" Bruce Shelly & Reed Shelly
Cocounts kidnaps Sonic and it's up to Tails to stop him, Meanwhile. Robotnik creates a device that can spill water everywhere.
Sonic Sez segment: No References and Kidnapping, It's illegal.
*4 / 17 "Red Wireless 600" Jack Hanrahan & Eleanor Burian-Mohr
Sonic and Tails enter a NASCAR race to win 21,000 dollars to save a city as Robotnik threatens to shut it down.
-Damn Wikipedia drunk.

by Koopenstein Monster March 13, 2010

rapin drunk

When a girlfriend or other female gets so drunk she forces her boyfriend to have sex with her regardless of surroundings . Often leading to loud noises, back-scratches and unhappy roommates.

She drank half a bottle of bacardi, then dragged her boyfriend in the room... we knew she was rapin drunk

by 1223455132 May 27, 2010

$500 Drunk

When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.

Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.

by BFG12 June 11, 2010

Funny Drunk

Not being able to walk straight due to extreme laughter.

Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"

by GokuXiao August 22, 2011