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Deckable Offence

Any action, behaviour, or level of stupidity so f**king annoying that it warrants getting your lights punched out.

We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.

It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.
Jacob always Leaves the gym equipment drenched in sweat without wiping it down and doesn’t re rack his weights

Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!
by DeckableOffences November 16, 2024
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deckade

A ten-year service-period of an area of flooring, such as on a ship or outside da door of a residence.
What type of wood dat you choose for yer porch or da flat walking-surface on yer yacht can often determine how many deckades it will last.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
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deckaide

A ten-year period of employment as a ship's crew-member.
Open-ocean service can indeed be a great career for many people, but if you get seasick easily or are unsteady on yer feet, you might not be able to endure even one deckaide!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
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Dreak

A vivid dream that felt as if it were real and ands up unfolding in reality overtime.
I had a Dreak about 5 years ago where I had found a lot of buried treasure. Fast forward to present day and the dreak came to life when i found gold coins buried in my backyard!
by KingsToLegends February 23, 2026
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dreikasehoch

German word means "three-cheeses-tall", commonly referring to a small child that is up to no good or a short person.
Oh mein Gott, Dieses Kind ist Dreikäsehoch.

Wow, that dude is dreikasehoch.

You are such a dreikasehoch.
by jingg_ March 7, 2025
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deck

An euphemism for an euphemism.
What the deck?!
by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025
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Decker Side Bandits

A name for group of Asians who have now grown in numbers, reside in the heart of Little Seoul. They are known for their ruthless behavior and violent murders. Decker Side or D-Side is one of the largest Asian street gangs in Los Santos.

Little Seoul is known to reside mostly of Asian descent. After the riots took place in 1992 Asians had to band together and protect their home, that would also be known as China town.
This is from the mouth of a women who resides on Ginger Street. "I've watched most of those kids grow up and I know most of their parents, it's sad to see the violence that takes place in Little Seoul, but we feel safe when Decker Side Bandits are outside, they are still humans and have hearts".
by anonymous August 27, 2025
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