douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 04, 2017

Dong yang

the cutest and sweetest boy in the world, if you ever meet him he will always be on ur mind.

i’m glad i met Dong Yang to trek at Keppel Bay this time last year, we ended up playing super smash bros whoo!

by bunny box November 22, 2021

alvin dong

A male usually with a height of around 5"3 - 5"5. They typically have large thighs which are very often touched by others though the Alvin usually doesn't like it. Friends with Ayman Saleh, Mo Amkieh, Sam Mattinson, Jake Beament, Johannes Hansen and Luke Burns. Alvin's are into very strange things like hentai such as "Overflow" and "Boku no Pico". He also loves proning. (Mods ik u see this plz let me post this it'll be funny with my friends <3)

Alvin Dong exclaimed "I'm being raped!!!"

by alvin dong September 23, 2024

dingily dong

when you get a long dong in ur pants

i shoved my dingily dong in her ass

by sussy cream January 25, 2022

mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 19, 2017

drain the dong

Sucking a guy so hard that you completely drain him of semen.

Girl one: Can you drain the dong?
Girl two: Oh, yea! I'm so good at taking it all.

by Scarlet95 May 11, 2016

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo April 25, 2016