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dirt pusher

Dirt Pusher: "I'm a fully qualified Landscape Horticulture Technician!"
"You're so full of of yourself, you're a dirt pusher"
by Not Sure About That April 21, 2020
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Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.
Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."
by LDS14 May 25, 2018
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Dirt Neck

When someone is dirty
Harry hasn't showered in a while, he is such a dirt neck
by SoggyWaffles:) December 3, 2021
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Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.
“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018
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Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction
Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
by BoJakson October 25, 2024
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People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.
Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.
by EmJayee February 9, 2021
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Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind
All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person
by Mtg187 September 18, 2022
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