Dead Stranger

Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.

He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.

by Silly Chilly Willy May 26, 2020

dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

by mosley88 December 3, 2019

The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.

You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.

by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022

dead craig

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars

"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."

by alive craig February 19, 2022

Dead pussy

A long neglected elderly lady's pussy effectively in retirement from sex

Blkrod: Dame, I can put a spark back in that dead pussy

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Temporary dead

Temporary dead=ignoring everything and not gonna deal with it.

Sandra:hey you still there?
Sandra:are you alive?
Sandra:answer me

Sandra:shit

Andy:what?i was ignoring you .actually i went to the party last night.no more chatting on the facebook cuz i was busy lol
at the time i was dead actually
temporary dead

by Andy Train December 7, 2013

Be caught dead

To really not like something and don’t wanna be seen in it.

“wow bro you really gonna wear those shoes? I would Be caught dead in them”

by bluepanther539 April 5, 2023