Hard as Chuck 

A quantifiable intestinal fortitude, equating to the absolute resoluteness of Chuck Norris.

Tomy : I broke my finger at work, but finished the job anyways. I'm hard as fuck!
Brian : Yeah? Well I took 3 9mm rounds to the chest and still finished a marathon. I'm hard as Chuck!

Hard as Chuck by FXCWRocker December 28, 2011

oh my chuck 

Used by fans of the TV show "Supernatural", in which "Chuck" is god's real name.

Person 1: "Oh my Chuck, what's happpening?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, Dean won't be dead for long."

oh my chuck by random.nickname December 28, 2016

Pull A Chuck Wendig

To do something extremely weird or random

My friend was zoned out on Weed so I had to Pull A Chuck Wendig to get him to snap out of it.

Pull A Chuck Wendig by YuOfTheNight December 4, 2019

chuck norris 

There is no theory of evolution, only species Chuck Norris allows to live.

"The Dodo bird ceased to exist when one shit on Chuck Norris."

chuck norris by Jeebus Almighty February 12, 2008

chuck flick

The opposite of a chick flick

She won't like that, it's a chuck flick.

chuck flick by RippinR August 21, 2004

Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

Chuck Noris 

an easily made fun of celeberty.

chuck noris's tears cure cancer
too bad chuck noris has never cried

Chuck Noris by joe ben-avie December 28, 2005