hot coffee moment 

A moment in a video game where a sex scene or nudity is either hidden or explicit. Reference to the hot coffee mod in GTA San Andreas where dataminers found a sex scene in the game.

Guy 1: Hey why is that guy naked?
Guy 2: It’s a hot coffee moment.
Guy 1: ohh okay

hot coffee moment by Xx_autisticpanic_xX September 1, 2019

No Coffee No Talkie 

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No Coffee No Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

No Coffee No Talkie by Wizerd1889 October 2, 2019

quarantine coffee 

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.

*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee

quarantine coffee by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020

If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. 

A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.

The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.

If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. by kakakala September 2, 2020

Trash Coffee 

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.

Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.

Trash Coffee by Jahamez February 1, 2021

mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw

i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day

mexican coffee by Connie BBC February 10, 2021

Porch Coffee 

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

Porch Coffee by Bearded American May 1, 2021