Claudia Pina

A fucking midget that bitches your favorite defenders on a terrifying night of fut champs. Costs you 15 controllers per week and makes you ragequit.

Gavin: I just got scored on by Claudia Pina for the 67th fucking time this weekend I’m 2-9 now

by Palem December 1, 2025

Claudia Sheinbaum

Claudia Sheinbaum - born 24 June 1962) is a Mexican politician, energy and climate change scientist, and academic who is the 66th & current president of Mexico since October 2024. She is the first woman & the first Jewish person to hold the office.A member of the National Regeneration Movement (Morena), she previously served as Head of Government of Mexico City from 2018 to 2023. In 2025, Forbes ranked Sheinbaum as the 5th most powerful woman in the world .

Claudia Sheinbaum it the 66th President of Mexico

Incumbent

Assumed office: 1 , October 2024

Preceded by: Andrés Manuel López Obrador

Head of Government of Mexico City In office
5 December 2018 – 16 June 2023

BornClaudia Sheinbaum Pardo
24 , June 1962

Mexico City, Mexico

PartyNational Regeneration Movement (since 2014)Other politicalaffiliations:
Party of the Democratic Revolution (1989–2014)

Spouses

Carlos Ímaz Gispert

(m. 1987; div. 2016)
Jesús María Tarriba
(m. 2023)

Children:2

Parents:
Carlos Sheinbaum Yoselevitz (father)Annie Pardo Cemo (mother)

Education:
National Autonomous University of Mexico (BS, MS, PhD)

Scientific career: FieldsEnergy conservation, energy policy, sustainable development

Institutions:
National Autonomous University of Mexico

by Blu_leef December 15, 2025

old cloud

a heavy band formed in Ballard consisting of Rob Morrison (ex Tarantula Hawk) on bass and synth, Brad Mowen (Accüsed, ASVA, Burning Witch, Apes of Wrath) on battledrums, and Chad Lefler on bass and fuzzbass. Album soon.

trees, fog, hail, batholith, reservation cocktail
old cloud is coming and you're on his list!

by chadremains September 17, 2008

Deusche-cloud

The body-spray scented cloud, sometimes as much as 15 to 20 feet in diameter which surrounds body-spray doused deusche-bags as they move through their environment.

The people at table five are complaining about the odor. What am I supposed to do? It's not my fault if some deusche-bag comes strolling in and brings his "Deusche-cloud" with him.

by LilBob September 3, 2009

Brown Cloud

Brown Cloud: Truely, a fart is a release of tiny poo particals into the air. Magnified, the particals create a, "brown cloud". So the next time you walk into a fart, remember to keep your mouth closed- otherwise you are injesting poo particals AKA brown cloud.

Next time you fart in a crowd, look around at those who are injesting last nights dinner, and celebrate silently.

"Hey dude, I just farted and everyone around me is standing in my brown cloud."

"My brown cloud has taste of last night's fried chicken!"

by swaggette November 29, 2009

Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

by creideiki333 November 12, 2011

jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster September 26, 2012