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California Cowboy

Hitting two shots, a cigarette, and a joint at the same time.
Joe walked up to the bar and asked the bartender if they could get the California Cowboy.
California Cowboy by Edhouser January 24, 2026

California Caddie

When your homie holds the tissue for you when you nut
Yo man could you be my California Caddie tonight?
California Caddie by Cohen G January 27, 2026

Fuck California 

Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.
Fuck Califronia Liberals, Fuck California Hypocrites, Fuck California Spoiled Brats, Fuck California Gossip, Fuck California Nosiness, Fuck California Anti-Caucasian Racism, Fuck California Aristocracy, Fuck California Decadence , Fuck California Financial Disaster, Fuck California's Nice Weather
Fuck California by Oyrsoawesm January 1, 2012

Rolled A California Roll 

When you are playing PvZ heroes and your opponent rolls a 3, 2, and a 3 on with their block meter immediately after blocking the turn before.
What the heck! He rolled a California Roll and blocked two turns in a row.

Robert California 

An absolute legend in the show "The Office." He is the CEO of Dunder Mifflin with Sabre, and acquired his job after talking Jo Bennett, the former CEO out of her job. He can also be referred to as the "lizard king."
Dwight Schrute: "Have you talked to Robert California lately?"
Jim Halpert: "Oh, you mean the fucking lizard king? He's in the conference room."

Dani California 

The first single off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' ninth album, Stadium Arcadium.
Dani California is the first single from the Chili Peppers since 2003