The act of executing such a smelly shit that after a while your noes become ignorant to the rancid smell emanating from your buttocks, however as soon as you open the door and your nose has something to compare the smell of your shit too, it's too late and you have passed out.
You:*comes out the toilet*
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out
by procastiNATION January 22, 2014

by the yo bomber September 29, 2011

Derived from "bomb vest wearer". A derogatory term for a middle-eastern or muslim person, mainly used in Ontario and Quebec. Most likely used as a joke but only when the person did something wrong, disappointing, or scary.
Person 1: I can't believe Moe gave the puck away like that so the other team could score right afterwards.
Person 2: He's just a bomb vest, what do you expect?
Girl 1: Did you hear Hamzah tell that group of middle schoolers he was gonna blow up their houses? What if he gets arrested?
Girl 2: Don't worry about it, those arab bomb vests can say whatever they want and it's still politically correct. You'll still get to kiss him someday like you've always wanted <3
Person 2: He's just a bomb vest, what do you expect?
Girl 1: Did you hear Hamzah tell that group of middle schoolers he was gonna blow up their houses? What if he gets arrested?
Girl 2: Don't worry about it, those arab bomb vests can say whatever they want and it's still politically correct. You'll still get to kiss him someday like you've always wanted <3
by phil.thrill666 August 19, 2021

A terrorists penis.
Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*
by Schong bong JT October 14, 2012

A shanty bomb is when a person takes a dump into aluminum foil and wraps this up then cuts a whole in someones mattress, they place the wrapped poop into the mattress, finally seals the mattress back up and throws the sheets back on the bed.
The Shanty Bomb will not smell for a few days. But when the smell strikes shanty bomb victims will tear their rooms apart to find the smell but never think to look inside their mattress. This is a practical joke of a very sinister nature...
The Shanty Bomb will not smell for a few days. But when the smell strikes shanty bomb victims will tear their rooms apart to find the smell but never think to look inside their mattress. This is a practical joke of a very sinister nature...
Dude let's go shanty bomb Professor Wright's bed!
Oh man it smells like someone shanty bombed your room dude.
Oh man it smells like someone shanty bombed your room dude.
by DeaconBillard July 25, 2011

An alcoholic cocktail similar to a Jager Bomb, where Red Bull is replaced with Molson Canadian Cold Shots
by brenomac February 27, 2011

by Dankassmemes August 9, 2016
