beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them

Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

by Hhahahahaha0101 June 13, 2015

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 19, 2018

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

peter beach

a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.

john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?

billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!

by doc0824 November 19, 2013

down the beach

down the beach = lets go to the beach

Origin = The Shire (Sutherland shire, Sydney, Australia)

Shire boy 1 text: Lets go down the beach

Shire boy 2 text: Okay I will meet you there in 20 minutes. I am catching the train from Sutherland

by Junkie69420 October 11, 2021

Beach Wizard

Sandwhich.

I would like to order a beach wizard.

by Mew269 October 18, 2019

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

by Epic gamer moment December 27, 2019