Soft Tap

To strike a man in his testicular region with very little force, but just enough for him to experience a delayed reaction and then spend the next minute or so in unrelenting agony.

Oh shit! My phone fell out of my hand and gave me a soft tap. I need a minute.

by Gavelpounder October 22, 2020

Soft Movement

Soft movement is the act of being receptive and embracing different methods to reach ones desire outcome.

The results of combing Breakdancing and Ballet for someone who is a Parkour practitioner would be "Soft Movement" sense the end results originated from distinct practices.

by Receptor May 30, 2011

soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 06, 2011

John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 08, 2023

soft hot stinky

Turd in a condom

My friend's boyfriend's name is Soft Hot Stinky

by Badwitch66 April 28, 2024

Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.

Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.

by I-Am-The-Cold July 18, 2015

Eating soft rice

Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.

Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"

" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"

by Danes November 28, 2023